ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
