That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
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No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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