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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!

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• (845): View more from New York

  so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....

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• (914): View more from New York

  Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.

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• (607): View more from New York

  i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?

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• (516): View more from New York

  The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.

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• (234): View more from Ohio

  He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders

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