i barfeds in our rink
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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