Ambien. No doubt about it.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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