He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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