I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
dude. I can hear the air.
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