The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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