can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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