Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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