she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
