Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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