Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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