what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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