Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It's blow job season.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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