He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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