I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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