Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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