dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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