remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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