i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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