Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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