I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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