She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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