filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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