is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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