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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook

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you can....by speaking....

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(361): View more from Texas

I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.

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(804): View more from Virginia

ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"

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(207): View more from Maine

i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea

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probs a good idea

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i like the whole idea of life and being alive

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you sure you're not high?

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(949): View more from California

Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.

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(209): View more from California

She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.

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(517): View more from Michigan

my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.

(951): View more from California

You're going to scar your kids

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