He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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