Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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