y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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