Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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