I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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