This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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