Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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