Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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