Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
40s are totally the cure
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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