thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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