i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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