ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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