Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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