At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Text me some of your sweat
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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