her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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