New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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