You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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