I'm going to jail i love you
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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