I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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