you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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