Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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