Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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