have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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