you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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