I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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