i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Randomize
