Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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