I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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