Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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