Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Houston, we have a squirter
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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