Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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